Locked Door Metaphor?

Georgie W. Bush is a very clever buffoon. This weekend our president ended his trip to Asia in Beijing, China. Like a little shit at 2nd grade recess, Bush was playing dodgeball against the press and as he put it, "I tried to escape." Bush walked away from the podium heading toward two huge closed doors (man that guy has a great walk; I need to get a good walk). Pulls on one door - "Damn friction". Tries the other. Both doors were locked so he turns back toward the press, hands at his side, stiller than Ben Stiller, as if he were ready to salute his commander. Smiles and says, "I tried to escape. It didn't work." So he slept over. I think. This was just the mastermind at it again. I won't be the last to feed you with the closed door metaphor for no exit strategy for Iraq. Ha, ha, ha. However, I was the first that wrote it. And, by the way, the plagiaristic folks got it all wrong. Bush saying he was trying to escape was really him mocking his troops. The troops are trying to escape, but he won't let them. If your term is up, you're going back for double the time. If you're not there yet, saddle up part ner. It's go time. Huh? Exactly.